Why The Game Of 18 Holes (Golf) Is Only For The Rich

As a kid or rather as a teenager i always wondered why there is not enough traction for the game of GOLF.But, then i realized that Golf is a costly affair.From Golf club memberships to Golf accessories , every darn thing comes at a premium. It obviously then becomes a game not everyone plays.There are those rich folks who take it up as hobby and then are those select few who get into the Pro-Mode.

However, the true cost of playing GOLF has been bought to light by none other than the GOLFING Legend a.k.a Mr.Tiger Woodshimself.For the uninitiated he is to GOLF but Sachin is to Cricket, or may be even more.

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I guess you know where i am going with this, don't ya :-)

Before i get into the details, let me tell you that i am huge fan of Tiger Woods for the perfection that he is.However, keeping with the end of the year festivity spirit, i thought a little humor won't do much harm :-)

So, What's the price of playing the game of 18 holes ?




If the knowledgeable folks at UC  Davis professors are  to believed, the Tiger Wood Scandal of playing 18 different holes ( reader discretion needed ) :-) might have cost his corporate sponsors close to $12 billion.
The professors' conclusion: Woods' infidelity has cost his sponsors' shareholders $12 billion since the scandal unfolded with a car accident outside Woods' Florida home in late November.

Boy-o-Boy , this game of 18 holes is a pricey affair :-) . However, this is only the corporate losses.Mr.Tiger Woods is paying the price too.He has lost quite a few sponsorship contracts including Accenture , Gillette and many more may be on the line. That is some serious revenue loss there Mr.Tiger , I bet you never thought Infidelity can be that darn expensive, did you?

More than that , if the rumours are to believed , divorce might be on the cards too which will come with a 300 million Divorce Bill. That’s a whopping 133 crore per hole  :-)  ( Un-Confirmed Source ) * Reader Discreetion Needed here too*

Now, I am sure GOLF is not  a game for everyone. It is for those who can afford it :-) Tiger sure can , and when he does return from his family-mending-hiatus , things should be back to normal again :-) .But then, GOLF will still remain a pricey affair , so don’t pin your hopes on his recovery :-)

Twitteratti has had some real fun moments with the whole thing and the creative folks have had their minds running wild.Sample a few, though i dont know the exact source

Tiger perfectly lives up to “Just Do It” branding for Nike. :)




Terrorists probably think airports are behind the times when they see all the Tiger Woods ad




On a serious note , i think the whole Tiger Woods Fiasco teaches one big lesson ,




Never Ever Mix Personal and Professional Life



Mr. Tiger Woods might be the master of the 18 holes on the Golf Court , but that doesn't mean he pulls off the same feat off-court and expect to get the same accolades too :-)

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16 Responses to Why The Game Of 18 Holes (Golf) Is Only For The Rich

  1. Oh Cmon, the guy is a living legend.

    He didnt deal with no fantasies, he's the Real Deal :-) . I couldn't be out and out blunt with the choice of words , so left it for the readers to figure it out :-)

  2. Jokes apart...I am his one big fan i tell u...He won whichever tournament he played...The Dedication, the single mindedness, (no pun intended..i swear:) )

  3. I heard this one about Tiger :
    What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus ?
    Santa stops after 3 Ho's :P

    BTW nice post. Mrs Woods will be one rich woman after divorce :)
    Nice to see you back in action :)

  4. Oh ya, heard that too, couldnt re-collect :-)

    I do hope that a divorce does not happen, it aint a good thing afterall

    But, given the scale of infedelity, Mrs.woods might as well want one:-)
    Thanks for the warm welcome , though complete recovery is still a distant dream :-(

  5. Thanks a lot Candice!! Glad you enjoyed reading the post...
    Out of Curiousty, from where did u stumble upon this blog?? Will help me know where the visitors are finding my blog:-)

  6. Heya i got to your site by mistake when i was searching bing for something off topic here but i do have say your site is really helpful, like the theme and the content on here...so thanks for me procrastinating from my previous task, lol

  7. OH crud! i just typed a nice comment and as soon as i submitted it it come up blank! Please tell me it worked properly? I do not want to sumit it again if i do not have to! Either the blog bugged out or i am just stuipd :), the latter doesnt surprise me lol.

  8. Lol!! The re-captcha plugin can be a pain sometime!! Aksimet actually filtered ur comments as Spam and i dint notice!! Would be great if u could submit ur nice comment again:-)

  9. Cool!! Never knew that BING also sent visitors to my blog:-)
    Glad that u liked the blog and the content.Wish to see more of u around here!! Not sure i understand the last line of ur comment though:-)

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  11. Ankit,

    All unknown names are spammers trying to insert their url in their comments. In future, please remove the urls from their comments. I have removed them for now.

  12. Hey TG!! I did not notice it in the comments!! there are a few pingback posts which have the links in the URL itself.. Do u want to me stop those??
    Are u talking bout the recent two comments on the post (Kevin,Brian). They did not put in links in the content and hence i allowed them, thinking thats the norm.Their urls did look spammy at first though.Will remove the spammy url's from next time

  13. If you see the comments, you will notice all the comments are general and can be inserted in any post. The urls are not in the comments text but the name of the user etc. These are comments which are coming through some script. Right now, I have removed the url. You check your other posts. If there comments such as these, press edit and remove the urls (site name) and email

  14. Okie Dokie!! I am surprised that scripts bypass the re-captcha..l trust Akismet next time :-) It had put them in SPAM itself!!

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